Love-struck Lunchtime Explorers T-Shirts

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

The Desert Island Package

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Sadomasochists in love

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

Ice Cream Romance

'I thought you said we were going to see a show with sex and violence.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

"For 200,000 years people have primarily only been able to mate with peole who speak the same language."

"So how did your blind date go with that mysterious "man in uniform"?"

"Extreme Marco Polo"

Lunch Break

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

Deb and Bill