Love-struck Lunchtime Explorers Mugs

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

The Desert Island Package

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Sadomasochists in love

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

Ice Cream Romance

'I thought you said we were going to see a show with sex and violence.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"For 200,000 years people have primarily only been able to mate with peole who speak the same language."

"So how did your blind date go with that mysterious "man in uniform"?"

"Extreme Marco Polo"

Deb and Bill

Lunch Break

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."