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Cloning Guidelines.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Open House of Horrors

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Teddy Bear

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'It keeps me sane!'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Microscope slide

Crazy Scientist

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Early kite experiment.

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

Research grant for nerve toxin.

"To life!"

"I was thinking we could have a lab Halloween party and dress up in scary costumes. Who's in?"

Newton!