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Cloning Guidelines.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Open House of Horrors

Teddy Bear

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'It keeps me sane!'

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Microscope slide

Early kite experiment.

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Crazy Scientist

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

Research grant for nerve toxin.

"To life!"

Newton!

'Cloud fight!'

Magnetic North