Fun-loving Researcher Pillows

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Open House of Horrors

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Trust

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Urine Catcher

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'