Fun-loving Researcher Mugs

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Open House of Horrors

Trust

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Urine Catcher

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

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