Love Investors Gifts

Wall St. or True Love.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Mate Mart

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"I recommend that you dump the tech stocks and go into acorns."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'It was love at first sight!'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

Got out of the market too soon, got back in too late.

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"What's the current return on investment?"

'This is the era of transparency. I'm marrying you for your money.'

'Your financial statements indicate to my trained eye that your tolerance for risk is low.'