Lovable Turophile Pillows

Cheese/Extra Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Cheese

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Tired Barbie

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Cats

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"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Fight against theft of endangered species

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Elizabeth I

'He was only ninety three.'