Lovable Turophile Pillows

Cheese/Extra Cheese

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Cheese

Turtle Trailer Court

Tired Barbie

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Cats

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

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Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

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