Lotto Dreamers Pillows

'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'

Loterie Francaise...

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Why do you hate the media?

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

"FREEDOM!!!"

Highlights for Adults

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

An affair to remember.