Jackpot Dreamers Pillows

'I won again!'

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

"Excuse me, sir, but do you suppose I could persuade you to leave that machine for just a moment?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Why do you hate the media?

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Highlights for Adults

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"