Jackpot Enthusiast Pillows

Addicted gambler.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Slug roulette

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Botox."

Destination casinos...

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It's lotto fever."

Tonto Casino.

'Right, now learn this trick...'