Jackpot Enthusiast Pillows

Addicted gambler.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Bribes for Jabs

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

Peel poker.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Slug roulette

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Playing cards.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It's lotto fever."

Tonto Casino.