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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Custer's Last Rollo

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Magus

God and Adam's first date.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Romance/Love at first sight.

Mermaids

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

Loch Ness.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"Role-play sometimes helps...suppose you be a doormat and i wipe my feet on you?"

"Dragons were never out of style."