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"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Fast Lane.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

I think we're just going round in circles

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."

"Founder or not, get rid of him - he's fouling up our new friendly bank image."

This Way/That Way