Lost-in-thought Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Human Brain

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Directions.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'Binge thinker'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'