Lost-in-thought Enthusiast Mugs

It's October 17th, 2015. Do you know where your hopes and dreams went?

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Human Brain

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Directions.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Binge thinker'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."