Losing Money Gifts

Money leaking from man's sack

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Broken Heart

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"He had a full two weeks."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Dead Workaholic

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

The night