Experiencing Financial Loss Gifts

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

No Money

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'Didn't listen to my investor's advice.'

The night

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."