Losing A License Pillows

The driverless car

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Route 666

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

I love my motor.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Way to go

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Road Test

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

Musical Chairs...

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

Stone Age Driving Test

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'After having been 'non-retained', 'dehired', 'released' and 'set free' from previous jobs, I just want to say how refreshing it is to finally be flat-out fired for a change.'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

'I hate to have to let you go, but we need your space for a watercooler.'

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

Man is fired by fishing rod.