Losing A License Mugs

The driverless car

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Route 666

Learner Driver

Safe Driving.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Way to go

Road Test

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Musical Chairs...

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Stone Age Driving Test

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

'After having been 'non-retained', 'dehired', 'released' and 'set free' from previous jobs, I just want to say how refreshing it is to finally be flat-out fired for a change.'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'I hate to have to let you go, but we need your space for a watercooler.'

The night

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."