License Renewal Pillows

Seatbelt Use

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Route 666

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Way to go

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Woman: 'I, Linda...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.' / Man:'And I, Shaun...will ALWAYS, A,E,I,O,U.'

The driverless car

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

For our 25th anniversary, I think we should renew our vow not to kill each other.

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

'I feel a lot better! I hacked into your computer and reduced my insurance co-pay.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"Good news, Turner, We've chewed you up but have decided not to spit you out."

Road Signs.

"Things were great until we decided to renew our rows."

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"

Eyeglasses prescription.