Losing A Baby Tooth Gifts

Tooth Pulling Cork

Girl with shotput tied to tooth.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Shark with Braces.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Improvised Dentistry.

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Toothless Meal

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"That explains all the cavities."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Car Dentistry.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

The Tooth Ferret