Losing A Baby Tooth Mugs

Tooth Pulling Cork

Girl with shotput tied to tooth.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Shark with Braces.

Improvised Dentistry.

Toothless Meal

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Tooth fairy

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Car Dentistry.

"That explains all the cavities."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."