Loot Collector T-Shirts

Sale.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Money god

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'We should have removed that sign.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Economic Prosperity