Snooker.
Long Shot Lover Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into your lover’s space with pillows that laugh at life’s big risks and love’s bold leaps—ideal for cozying up together.
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
'Hole in one!!!!'
Zeus's Caddy
Why giraffes hate winter
"Herb's from Texas."
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Did you miss me?
Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.
“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”
Tyrannosaurus Tex
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort
Meryl Streep
The Lemmings of Montauk
A hunter hitting his first bird.
Cowboy
"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."
'I got an 'A' in munitions.'
Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.
That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."
Man on tube using dreadlock as support.
Baby Paparrazzi
'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'
Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt
Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.
Napoleon film
Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.
Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.
'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).
"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."
Gillian Leigh Anderson
"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"
"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."
Long Shot Lover Pillows Collection
Long Shot Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for long shot lovers, featuring witty slogans and charming designs perfect for your partner's morning coffee or tea.
Long Shot Lover Prints
Discover prints for long shot lovers—art that captures the spirit of taking chances and celebrating love in a stylish, thoughtful way.
Long Shot Lover T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for long shot lovers—playful, inspiring, and perfect for showcasing your adventurous love story.