High-aiming Lover Pillows

'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).

Speed Dating for Turtles

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"The bagels are better in New York."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Executive Tacos

Afternoon Tea

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I hate reruns.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

Snooker.

Two minds with but a single tongue...

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

American Gothic: I Love NY

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Arrow Church

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

Romantic knight.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Woody Allen

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Prince.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"A big apple a day keeps the Doctor away"