Arrows And Aims Lover Pillows

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

'I hate reruns.'

Arrow Church

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Snooker.

Two minds with but a single tongue...

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"And you say your attacker was 3 feet tall with wings and a bow!"

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

The Innumerate Seven

Archery.