Arrow Aficionados Pillows

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Cupid and Targets

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Location, location, location!

'Its your archeries'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

William Tell in his younger years.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Arrow Church

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Tough Love 2000

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

'Doctor, I've been having problems swallowing lately.'

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'I'd like to know who the genius is in corporate who built our new distribution center right next to the Olympic Archery Training compound.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"