Long Game Watcher Gifts

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Bowled over again!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Couch and Potato

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Kick! Go for it!

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Bears Win!!!

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Andrés Iniesta

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.