Long-body Enthusiast Gifts

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Just be yourself."

The rocket powered skiier

Theatre Crowd

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

A day at the transgenic races

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Body Building

Skier flying past mountains

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"In da house"

'Stress'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

The relay race

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.