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Dining Alone

Soup of the month.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The Origins of Everything

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Boy baking a cake.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'Now watch and listen!'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

The four major food groups.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!