Hopeful Gourmet T-Shirts

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Salvador Deli

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"You call this pigswill food?"

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"