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"The government's health care site has been hacked."

To Access Cartoon Content....

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

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Changing Room Decisions

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'And in conclusion.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"I hit reply all too many times."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."