Logic Explorer Gifts

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Thought Process.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The overthinker"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

High School Schedule

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"