Logarithm Lover Gifts

Math Jokes

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Graduation Speech.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Staff Yearbook

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.