Logarithm Lover Gifts

Math Jokes

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."