Lockdown Linguist Pillows

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Emergency Firebreaker

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Passover Plague

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

2020 Panic Room

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'What really bugs me, is that we could be a cute couple, if it weren't for you.'

Lockdown Signpost

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

It's a shared responsibility... you're not right and I'm not wrong.

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

Pandemic playhouse.

Cummings and goings.

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Yo, baby, what's wrong? I thought you said you wanted to check out my crib?!"

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'I need a card that sends a very clear mixed message.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"And do you, Babe, take Babe to be your lawfully wedded Babe until death do you un-Babe?"