Lockdown Linguist Mugs

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Danger Noodle tho bored

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Emergency Firebreaker

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Passover Plague

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

2020 Panic Room

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Lockdown Signpost

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'What really bugs me, is that we could be a cute couple, if it weren't for you.'

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

It's a shared responsibility... you're not right and I'm not wrong.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Yo, baby, what's wrong? I thought you said you wanted to check out my crib?!"

Pandemic playhouse.

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

Cummings and goings.

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'I need a card that sends a very clear mixed message.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"