Lockdown Laugh Seekers Mugs

"It's ok Luigi, they're still 2 metres apart..."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Projectile hairballing."

US National holiday

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"5...4...3...2..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.