Lockdown Laugh Seeker Mugs

"But I'm a key worker."

Going out for a pandemic drink survival guide

5'o clock briefing

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Flush Direct

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"What did Jesus order?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

US National holiday

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Jerk Gene

Football heads...

"5...4...3...2..."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Bald Man Overcomb

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"