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The interested bystanders.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Decaf. They can't be far away."