Location Manager Gifts

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Solar System (after deregulation)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!