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"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Sign Reform

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"They're spelt differently!"

Which One is Pulling Out?

Be the Lame Change You Seek

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Find More Kids

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

the pLAn

Mastering political faces.

Double Rose Bowl

Limerick town council meeting.

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

Sexy Voting

Reselling for Fun and Profit

Ishmael Trone

Elect ME, your neighbor!

Jackie Weaver

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

I'm declaring my candidacy. For what? Health Commissioner of Candorville, the fine nearly township from whence my clan hails. I'm going to right the ship of America. Bring it on, whiny Democrats! I miss the jungle.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

"I'm thinking of standing for the county council. But will they stand for you?"

Public Art

Fingerprint Rationing

' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'

Suspension isn't Punishment