Local Politicos Pillows

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"They're spelt differently!"

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Mastering political faces.

Elect ME, your neighbor!

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

Jackie Weaver

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'