Local Dialects Mugs

"He's a Mainer."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Essex computer.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Scouse For Beginners

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"Do you do catering?"

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

With Friends Like These

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

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