Local Dialects Pillows

"He's a Mainer."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Essex computer.

Scouse For Beginners

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'Is it local?'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"Do you do catering?"

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'