Regional Dialect Explorer Pillows

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

'You've got with drawl symptoms. I'm afraid you're...a southerner.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Scouse For Beginners

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A Semicolon.

"I detect an accent – money?"

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

Family.

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

More animal grammar. Fetch! Dingo. Dingoing. Dingone.

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'Returning from the klong he bruited the anableps.'

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

"My pronouns are ugh/argh."

'My course covers all the dead languages.'