Regional Dialect Explorer Mugs

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

'You've got with drawl symptoms. I'm afraid you're...a southerner.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Scouse For Beginners

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

A Semicolon.

"I detect an accent – money?"

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

Family.

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

'Returning from the klong he bruited the anableps.'

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

'My course covers all the dead languages.'

"My pronouns are ugh/argh."

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

Scottish Dialect