Lobby Manager Gifts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Political convention

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."