Lobby Love Gifts

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"My farewell gift!"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

We have a dream....

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Another slander suit!"

COP26

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."