Lobby Manager T-Shirts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Oligarchy

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Political convention

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'