Loan Lifeguard Gifts

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"What's a debenture?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Baby on board.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Swimming Prankster

Historic Bank Jobs.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Saved...life is good!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

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